Thursday, November 13, 2008

And now for a laugh




Gimme A break! After all the heart wrenchings, here's something for the funny bones. I found this posted at don roberto's blog Celestial Teapot. Read the blog here.

Here it is. Enjoy!

Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong
By the ubiquitous Anonymous:


1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.


2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.


3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.


4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.


5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.


6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.


7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.


8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.


9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.



10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
ROFL TO THE MAX!

Here's a straightforward cartoon that made the serious law student in me chuckle too. You don't have to understand legalese to get this one!

Hope it made your day. Smile naman jan and evratheng!!!

Photo Credits:

http://donrobertosblog.blogspot.com/
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/
http://www.thewomens.org.au/
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http://contraception.about.com/
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5 comments:

reyna elena said...

hak hak hak! boy! i'd love to hang around with tall people! i hope it would still work hehehe

Reesie said...

i'll marry my dog.. oh wait, i don't have one. :D

ang rami mong posts in just a day.. nalula akich..but ilavem 'ol

the spool artist said...

hahaha... this is hilarious! i cannot imagine a society like this anymore!

Mugen said...

Ahh the great patriotic conservative states of America.

Luis Batchoy said...

@reyna ako sa rich ako makikitambay

@reesie: try marrying your goldfish... Sige nga

@spool Unimaginable but real loven...

@mugen: indeed... huwell