Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Date ME

"Hi, I heard you'd be leaving Iloilo soon. I am sure you'd make it wherever you choose to go. There is only one thing I regret; to have never asked you out on a date. now I think it's too late."

Text yan sa akin ng isang ay nako ewan. I quashed the urge to reply.

"The thought of you asking me out on a date has never crossed my mind. I couldn't imagine me going out with you, for the life of me."

At dahil kind ako, I replied this instead.

"Well, some people live a lifetime in a minute says Al Pacino as Lt. Col Slade in 'Scent of a Woman'..."

He replied...

"What u mean? Hope u had a gr8 nyt. Take gud ker ok. smiley face"

Haynako, exactly why I can not imagine me dating you! I must have me some decent conversation on a date noh.

I wouldn't really mind a fancy location or whatever, pero for me, the point of dating is getting to know the person more. You have to show me what you've got between your ears before we get to discovering whats between your legs. Fuck my brains first and I'd willingly fuck you off per se.

Just a thought, perhaps, and a little vanity... Sige na nga... Instead of telling you how I want a date to go, let me just throw you, dear readers, a question. Pasensya na... kaya nga may comment link eh, gamitin natin...

If I would say yes to a date with you, granting that it would be all up to you, how would it go? Where would you take me and what would we be doing? Or if it'd be impossible to 'date' me because, you are, for example, like Charmita or Dawn, how would you advice someone what to do or where to go should he/she want to take me out for a date?

Walang premyo sa pinakamagandang date plan, pero malay mo, I just might take you up on it...

And oh, by the way, like a little give away, let me tell you these:

Aside from good talk, which I already mentioned, and coffee, which is such a give away... please, please, please...

DO take me dancing!

Now, how would you date me?

7 comments:

Ming Meows said...

medyo may pagkanerdy ako... i go to museums.

Kiks said...

hmmmm.... pakipot ba ang tawag dyan?

cb :: 林偉文 said...

haha it's so dating game! natuwa naman ako.

cb :: 林偉文 said...

haha it's so dating game! natuwa naman ako.

elmot said...

so this is a dating game? may i-reto ako oks lang? ehehe

kiel estrella said...

i would bring my camera and ask you to bring yours.

then we'd take nude pictures of each other. and spend the rest of the date comparing which is our best shot.

fantasy date lang naman ito, di ba? for an (almost) married man, go for gold na. hahaha.

James said...

The beach is always nice. I wouldn't go dancing on the first date though, it's so friendly.