Look into my eyes

My eyes are my favorite part of my face. Most people say they are very expressive. They disappear when I am so happy; they are large and ready to pop when I'm angry; they are droopy when I'm sad, and they are... uhmmm, we don't wanna really get there, when I'm all flirty. My eyes can't really lie. Most of the time, even if I wanna conceal what I feel, they betray me. That's a more literal way of saying, 'what you see is what you get,' really. The eyes are the windows to the soul so they say. So come and look into my soul and tell me what you see.

I'm watchin' Yah!

So, what am I getting at? Wala lang... Paminsan minsan, masarap din mag paka shallow and not really be all intellectual and cerebral. My point really is, I have a new avatar and I'd like to draw attention to it. Bakit ba? Uhmmm, where was I? Oh, yeah... look into my eyes and peer deep down into my soul. Now repeat after me.


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Naman ni Luis Batchoy!

Good!

Now croak!

Kokak!

Sometimes, I feel like a suppahmodahl!

Umuulan sa Beach, Vaket vah!

Tse!
Bay-i lang ko yah bi yah!